Joker saying how it is.

Me Gusta!

I love it

Oh you philosophic dino

Probably the latter...

Why so hungry?

Ash asking stupid questions

My roommates just don't understand that I'm on a different time schedule than them.

I went there.

Where everybody cried

When my girlfriend asks how I am able to carry our mattress from the bedroom, down the stairs, to the living room...

Russian vodka strength solving one problem at a time

My son's friends are so polite!

I knew this dog would be good for something.

How I feel most days at work

Girlfriend Dinner Date Rage.